There are huge weeds in my yard

I did mow a little, but there are some weeds in the corner of the front yard that I left. I am thinking about getting some plastic flowers and hot gluing them to the top of the weeds. Do you think the neighbors would think I had suddenly pulled up the weeds and planted flowers.

How can one help shivering with delight when one's hot fingers close around the stem of a live flower, cool from the shade and stiff with newborn vigor! ~Colette

Or maybe stiff, because it's plastic ;-)

I will tell about the retreat later when I get time, it was a lot of fun.