Merry Christmas Everyone

Santa brought me a CyberTablet 12000. I don't know how he knew because I didn't tell him. I should be able to do better drawings with that.

What I have been using is a mouse that doesn't work very well and jumps around a lot.

We have Christmas Crackers (little wrapped things that pop when you pull them apart). When you open them, they have a little saying inside like...
Q. What did the pencil say to the paper? A. I dot my I's on you.
A little plastic toy (very little) and a paper crown.

Quote: You will think me very pedantic, gentlemen, but holiday though it may be, I have not the smallest interest in any holiday, except as it celebrates real and not pretended joys.