If (the diet version)

If you can eat lettuce
when all about you
Are eating cake and
pushing it at you,

If you can trust yourself
with sweets around you,
yet spend your allowance
on crayons and glue;


If you can walk and not be tired by walking,
On the tread mill, till you think that you will die,
Or, exercising, don't be always stopping,
It's not as easy as it looks,but still you try;

You'll have a waist and everything slimmer,
And - which is more - you'll be healthier my girl!

We had a big meeting and they had coffee and sweet things there for us. I was bad and had some kind of creme cheese danish, but other than that I'm doing pretty good.